World Landmark Rings are Classy, Great as a Weapon
Look, I’m not what you might call a hipster, unless sitting around in your pajamas all day is considered hip these days. But I do like to get a little flashy when I get all dolled up to go out.
Slip a digit into one of the four World Landmark Rings, which bear the idol of the Leaning Tower, Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower and the Space Needle. Wear all four at once if you desire. They also looks …
Stop-Motion Donkey Kong Takes To The Streets
They should have used a real ape. And a real princess. And a real superhero plumber (not you Joe).
Video after the jump.
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Original post by Andrew Dobrow
No commentsStuck Goldfish Bath Plug
This is what I imagine would happen if your Goldfish died from obesity and got stuck as you tried to flush it town the shower drain, stuck because of its massive girth. Stuck like Winnie the Pooh’s fat ass in his window. Stuck like my junk in a beer bottle. Don’t ask, please.
And let me just assure. This is much more comfortable to use than the fishy butt plug. At least that’s w…
The Anatomy of a Mermaid and Other Cryptids
I’ve always sort of wondered how mermaid anatomy works. I figured it would be similar to human biology, just because of the resemblance of our upper bodies, but it’s nice to finally know the specifics, such as the location of the mermaid’s weird-lookin’ vag.
I’m confident that this chart was designed by some of the finest marine biologists alive today. I found the fe…
Found: Fish with Human Teeth
Still yet to be identified, this unknown species of fish appears to have humanoid-like teeth.
And apparently they also have good dental coverage. I’ve seen worse looking teeth on humans who brush daily. Check out some more photographic evidence after the jump. What’s your call on this one? Real? Fake? Shopped? Sexy?
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No commentsFalling Books Bookend: Reading is Dangerous
Playing God is entertaining. If it wasn’t, games such as The Sims and the iPhone’s Pocket God wouldn’t be nearly as popular as they are. So why shouldn’t gadgets offering a bird’s eye view of another person’s misfortune not be popular as well?
The Falling Books Bookend adds a dose of omnipresence into your study or library. Watch as a little unidentified man pe…
Steampunk Lightsaber For Sale on eBay
Ranking near the top of my “shit I didn’t know i wanted, but now need” list is an awesome Steampunk-style Lightsaber currently being auctioned off on eBay. The metal-constructed saber was constructed by a prop professional, so the quality is likely very high.
With a Buy It Now price of $124.99, the Steampunk Lightsaber is actually really reasonable. Finally, a weapon you can use…