Archive for April, 2009
Tattoo Barbie Gets a Tramp Stamp
Oh, man. The transformation is complete. Barbie is now officially inked. The oldest teenager in the world (can you say “mid-life crisis?”) is now offered a new world of tattoos, thanks to Mattell’s new “Totally Tattoos” line of no-mess decals. No, I am not making this up.
Mattell offers a range of 40 tats to disfigure Barbie’s beautiful clear skin, including a strategically designed tramp stamp which declares her love for Ken. Didn’t they break up or divorce or something? More tat love after the jump of doom.
Original post by Andrew Dobrow
No commentsiRly?: Apple Earbud Owl
Excuse the pun, but do Apple fans really give a “hoot” about owls? Sure, I suppose this Earbud Owl, made using a Epilog Zing laser cutter, does resemble the uber-geeky “O RLY?” macro, but that’s about the furthest I can go with owl geekiness until I reach the point of obliviousness. Admittedly, this is a pretty neat idea.
The owl’s big eyes are great for multiple things. Seeing things in the dark helps it survive and being big eyed in general is one of the first rules of adorableness.
Original post by Andrew Dobrow
No commentsGet Whipped Into Shape With Whip Footwear
When a problem comes along, you must whip it. Am I right or am I right? Totally just made that up. Sounds like I could write a whole song just with that concept. I’ll whip it up a little later and I’ll whip it good. But for now, let’s check out these awesomely kinky heels, perfect for both private moments in the bedroom, an Indiana Jones theme party or a night at your local transsexual dominatrix parlor.
Because before you’re whipped into shape, you’ll actually need a whip. The whip footwear is now sold-out, but it was fetching a hefty $800.
Original post by Andrew Dobrow
No commentsPeeWee Toddler Laptop - the drop proof, water resistant computer for tiny tots
The PeeWee Laptop is a toughened, water resistant notebook computer which is designed for toddlers of 5 years and up. It […]
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No commentsGrossan HydroPulse Nasal Irrigator - the lean clean nose machine
The Grossan HydroPulse Nasal Irrigator shoots red hot…warm saline through your nasal cavities to flush out all the stuff which can cause […]
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No commentsMontegiro Lusso Turntable - the fanciest vinyl plattenspieler you’ll ever see
The Montegiro Lusso Turntable offers living proof that you can never make something too weird or expensive. The whole cone shaped ensemble is supposed to […]
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No commentsElectronic Decision Maker Kit - make your own magic 8 ball
This Electronic Decision Maker Kit is perfect if you fancy creating your own personal magic oracle. Just pop it into a suitable […]
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