Archive for March, 2010
Mortal Kombat Becomes Moral Kombat
This is what happens when “Finish Him!” becomes “Finish Your Dinner!” Fatalities meet hospitality with what I’ve decided to call the “Moral” Kombat shirt design. I have no idea what the actual title is, and frankly don’t care. Whatever it is I’m confident my title is better.
Oh, Raiden, you’re such a gentleman! I wonder if Sub-Zero is going to spend the night. After being wined and dined, even the most cold-hearted (pun intended) of mutant ninjas must feel a rustling in their loins.
Original post by Andrew Dobrow
No commentsBroadsword Umbrella Will Vanquish Your Enemies, As Long As Your Enemy Happens to Be Rain
Cower in fear mere mortal droplets of precipitation. Hark, your arch-nemesis has arrived. The Broadsword Umbrella protects any noble knight from their moist destiny. The clouds shall not unleash their condensed wrath without a fight.
The Broadsword Umbrella goes perfect with any gentlemanly attire, but it probably looks pretty cool in the nude too. Get your very own for $39.99.
Original post by Andrew Dobrow
No commentsWhen Memes Collide!: Trololo Cat
You see that lol in Trololo? That’s no accident. Check out this resident LOLCat singing along to Trololo as it gets its back rubbed. The kitty just can’t hold it back!
When memes collide it’s all over. There’s no resisting it. Don’t even try.
Original post by Andrew Dobrow
No commentsiBone: An iPhone for You Dog
If we’re ever going to have equal rights for our pets, we need to allow them to have the same access to fart apps that we have. Or at least a dog-friendly alternative. Anything less is just unfair and should be considered cruelty. The fluffy iBone iPhone dog toy gives your beloved pet a way to call home if they’re going to be out late for a long night of doggy lovin’.
You already dress your dog in the finest duds, grease their mustache to perfection and feed them the finest in assorted meat parts cuisine, why not supply them with their very own iBone. Plus, $11.99 is much cheaper than the real thing.
Original post by Andrew Dobrow
No commentsUntooned: Patrick Star In Real Life
Wow, Beldar Conehead has really let himself go.
In this exceedingly creepy Photoshop job by DeviantArt user Brushcommander, Patrick Star from SpongeBob Squarepants comes alive, if that’s what you call this. Reality really is scarier than fiction sometimes.
Original post by Andrew Dobrow
No commentsIf Internet Browsers Were Forms of Transportation
It’s funny cuz it’s true.
I’m a Chrome user myself. Pretty much exclusively for the past six months or so. And while it’s very speedy, it does have some buggy issues. Particularly the Mac beta. But I’ll throw them a bone here and give ‘em the old Gearfuse stamp of approval.
Original post by Andrew Dobrow
No commentsVictor Multi-Kill Electronic Mouse Trap – Sends rodentia down the green mile
Instead of whinging and whining about designing better mousetraps, Victor Pest just sat down and did it, coming up with […]
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Original post by Dan
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