I’ve Always Wanted To Take A Tour Of Chernobyl, But My Poor Sperm
So, say your in a situation where you have no choice but to spend a few days near a recent nuclear waste spill. Never mind the third leg and second head your sprouting, what about your precious sperm count? These Disposable (I would hope so) Microscope Cards allow you to view your sperm as much as 500 to 1000 times enlarged depending on the lighting conditions.
It’s always about the lighting conditions. At least that’s what I tell my 13 year old Vietnamese boy slave girlfriend. Well as long as it can make sure my super sperm is intact, I guess it’s a good thing. A pack of five will cost you $89. — Andrew Dobrow
Original post by Andrew
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