Let Your Lady Friends Know, You’re No Shovenist
“The female form is the most attractive in nature,” says Dutch sculptor Mario Philippona. We couldn’t agree more. After all, no one wants a sculpture of a man’s flaccid genitals decorating their home. Instead, why not a coffee table with a woman’s legs and curvy rear-end at each corner? That’s what Mario’s been sculpting, erotic home decor inspired by a woman’s figure. He even crafted a fruit bowl inspired by women’s breasts dubbed “Tittyfruity.”
The table lets all your friends know you aren’t a switch hitter and it lets all of your lady guests know you’re perverted. Hey, at least they won’t think you’re a misogynistic asshole.
Original post by Ryan Ash
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