Nubrella: Because Our Hands Are Busy
On rainy days, having to carry around an umbrella can be a huge drag. We have more important things to do with our hands than lug around an umbrella, such as playing with our phones and readjusting our testicles when the humidity makes them stick to our thigh. The Nubrella is a hands-free umbrella which allows your hands free access to any other object you desire.
Ok, so you might look a little ridiculous and it might make you lose a few opportunities at scoring a date. More importantly, we don’t think opening a Nubrella indoors will give you 7 years of bad luck. And lord knows none of us need any more of that. Get your own head cover for $60. — Andrew Dobrow
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