Will you marry my tea? The Ring Mug
The bond between a human and their tea is among the strongest that life has to offer. Whether it be herbal or leaf, if tea had a soul, we’d mpst likely marry it. For those who don’t care about your mug’s contents not carrying a single ounce of respiration capability, the Ring Mug unites you and your beverage in the holiest of bonds.
While it might not be as loyal to you as the Anti-Theft Mug, the ring of trust bound between you and the mug signifies to everlasting devotion to the beverage that fills your tum-tum. The Ring Mug even comes packaged in a jewelry inspired case, to make you feel like a natural woman. I don’t know about you, but just the thought of it makes my ovaries sing. — Andrew Dobrow
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