Yellow Pages Booster Seat Eliminates Paper Cuts On The Ass
When I was a baby, as my family traveled the harsh path of the Oregon Trail, contracting dysentery and having our wagon wheels crack on a normal basis, we could hardly afford a booster seat to keep me high enough to reach our dinner of venison. We had to use the Yellow Pages to boost my booty. I remember the paper cuts like it was yesterday.
This plastic Yellow Pages-themed booster seat offers the same asteic as the ghetto booster seat of yore, for those who have the bullion to upgrade. The Yellow Pages Booster is form fitting to the babies rump, lightweight, and washable, so no more fear of leaving a stain or two. Get yours for $19.99. — Andrew Dobrow
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